Scientists Discover How to Create Life with Minerals Chemicals and Sunlight

The human body is composed of elements such as oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sulfur, sodium, magnesium, copper and lithium (more lithium is in the system of those with bipolar disorder).

So, for the first time in history, scientists at MIT, UCLA, Johns Hopkins, and Dow Chemical have discovered that by adding these elements which are the basic building blocks to mankind in a scientific bell jar along with other proprietary minerals and chemicals with just the right amount of sunlight, the life as we know it will spontaneous appear and grow.

In past experiments scientists were able to achieve similar success, but small live DNA samples were needed for the experimental substance to cling to and complete. In the MIT experiment, however, no life form was in the test tube – only the elements, chemicals and minerals already mentioned.

A laser was used at first to start the chain reaction, followed by small amounts of sunlight and finally a strobe light. What the scientists found upon close inspection is that a human egg and sperm had spontaneously united which has huge religious, moral and spiritual implications.

The question of where does life come from is not often answered by “a test tube”. And, so it is done. The future of life will be created in test tubes from scratch. And if this weren’t an April Fool’s joke it would be pretty cool, now wouldn’t it?